Mirzapur 2 Dialogues That Make You Go Crazy

After the release of Mirzapur season 2 on October 23rd which is released on Amazon Prime Video, setting new records in OTT world. Here are some best Mirzapur 2 dialogues make can probably make you go crazy.

Here are some iconic Mirzapur 2 dialogues:

1) “Hindi philam ke hero hain hum, humein koi nahi maar sakta, hum amar hain…” – Munna

2) “ Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho..” – Bauji

3) “Taqleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hain, taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain…” -Lala

4) “Sala sab jagah ki shadi mein DJ chalta hai, lekin humare U.P ki shadi mein goli chalti hai..” – C.M Surya Pratap Yadav

5) “Hum hain rajneta, chutiya banana humara kaam hai” – J.P Yadav

6) “Jo aaya hai, wo jayega bhi bas marzi humari hogi…” – Kaleen Bhaiya

7) “Gaddi pe chaahe hum rahein ya Munna, niyam same hoga..” -Kaleen Bhaiya

8) “Aur hum ek naya niyam add kar rahe hain, Mirzapur ki gaddi pe baithne wala kabhi bhi niyam badal sakta hai…” -Munna

9) “Aap humko ghar ki ownership samjha rahe hain, humein to pura sheher lena hai…” – Guddu

10) “Aap hi ka mann tha na ki aapki beti Mirzapur pe raaj kare, badi na sahi choti karegi…” – Golu

11) “Bablu aur Sweety ka udhaar hai humpe, chukana hai” – Guddu

12) “Guddu Pandit aa gaye hain, murjhayenge nahi…abki baar dushman haath laga to bachega nahi..” – Guddu

13) “Jab qurbani dene ka time aaye to qurbani sipahi ki di jaati hai, raja aur rajkumar to zinda rehte hain sirf gaddi pe baithne ke liye …” – Munna

14) “Jaati pratha kaahe banayi gayi, isiliye hi na ki power humesha hum Brahamano ke haath mein rahe” – Bauji

15) “Bauji pagla gaye hain, unka dimagh unke ghutno mein hai aur unke ghutne to kaam karte hai nahi” – Munna

16) “Vayapaar jab bhi karo, to jo do kaano ke beech mein hai uska istemaal karo, jo do tango ke beech hai uska nahi…” – Dadda Tyagi

17) “Tumhare baap ne bhi humein maa ki gaali di thi, woh bhi pele gaye…abhi tumne bhi maa ki gaali di hai…to tum bhi pele jaoge..” – Guddu

18) “Aurat chahe Chambal ki ho ya Purvanchal ki, jab gun uthaayi hai to iska matlab hai ki dikkat mein hai”  – Doctor’s Wife

19) “Kuch log bahubali paida hote hain, aur kuch ko banana padta hai, inko bahubali banayenge..” – Kaleen Bhaiya

20) “Humara updesh ek hi hai, jaan se maarenge, kyunki maarenge tabhi jee payenge…” – Guddu

After going through the above Mirzapur 2 dialogues, punch-lines or one-liners, we hope you are now willing to give the season 2 of Mirzapur, a shot. Watch it on Amazon Prime Video and  leave your views in the comments section below.

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